Sunday, March 12, 2006

Science Proves the Bible exists. Good read!

The Bible is real, and thanks to science, this can be proved. Allow me, Dr Cassandra Ayres Ba.Bio PHd. Chem Ba. App Phys. (hehe, I wish LOL) to enlighten you...

Chemistry: From chemistry, we learn that all things that exist are made of matter. Matter has mass and volume. It has dimensions. If something has mass, it also has atoms. Atoms make things. I, for example, am made of atoms and molecules... now would you say I don't exist? No, I didn't think so. You can in fact see me. Now the Bible is made of atoms. It has mass, volume and density. Therefore, it is real.

Physics: What goes up, must come down. For something to go up, it must be real! How do you throw something up that doesn't exist? You can't. Therefore, it can be concluded that the Bible is real, because we can throw it, and it will come back down. Furthermore, if we were to put a Bible on a car seat and drive really fast, then suddenly stop, the Bible would fly forwards. This is an example of inertia (the tendency of a body to remain in the same state unless acted upon by another force). You can't apply inertia to something that is not real. Momentum is basically how much force an object has... now I don't know if you've ever been Bible Bashed, but I am sure you would agree, there is an awfully large amount of momentum! It would be worse with more Bibles... can you imagine.

Biology: The Bible is living. It is written on paper... paper comes from trees... trees are living organisms with both simple and complex cellular structures. Therefore, if trees are real and living, then paper is real and living, so the Bible is REAL AND LIVING.

So there you go, science does in fact prove the Bible is a real and valid thing. Since Christianity is founded on the Bible, which is real, then we can also deduct that Christianity is real. Wouldn't you say?

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